I am happy to say it is either getting warmer or I am getting used to it because I now rarely put on a jumper. people keep telling me I am lucky the weather is so good and sometimes I agree with them, for instance yesterday I took a picture of the lovely blue sky and it was nice and warm in London. We have been lurkng at home allowing Martha to do her life but there has been plenty of activity with visitors coming and going and we have done two jigsaws in our spare time already. The jigsaw is in a case on the coffee table and it is not unusual for three people to sit around talking and fitting pieces together over a nice cup of tea or coffee.

Tuesday we headed into London on an insect bus. It is not really an insect but the way their rear view mirrors hang down from the roof it makes them look like antennae on insects. They have these park and ride places where you can park your car (some for free) and get on a bus going to major cities. It helps keep congestion down in cities and it is cheaper than paying for parking in such places as London even if you were lucky enoght to find somewhere to park. London is about 1 hour 20 minutes from here which makes Oxford an attractive commuter district which, in turn, pushes up the price of real estate.

Having arrived in London we decided to get around using the bus system as Martha had a free pass and everyone kept saying how awful the underground was. It was at this point we found ourselves playing bus lotto or lottery. It seems you buy a day pass for three pounds fifty and get yourself a London bus route map and then the object of the game is to identify which bus will take you to where you want to go. The buses themselves are clearly numbered but you have to trace those numbers on the map to see where they go. Sometimes you have to catch one bus to one place and change to another which makes the game more like a puzzle than a day out. Once you have identified your desitnation and found a suitable bus number then you have to find the bus stop at which that number bus is likely to stop. Sometimes these are clearly marked and sometimes not. Having identified your route number and found the bus stop you then have to wait until that number comes along. Like lotto, often the number you need does not get pulled out of the barrel and so too the buses that come past are not your numbers. Sometimes three buses with the same number will pass by and still yours does not arrive. When it does you hop on, flash your day pass ticket and begin your ride. Then you have to figure where you need to get off as most of the buses do not have announcements although one we rode on did.

It took us most of the fist day to master this game and we had decided that perhaps the river was a better way to get to the Tower of London. We then played boat lotto for a while, there are not as many boats in this game but different companies that stop at different wharfs. We did have a nice ride (or two) up and down the river and we did get to the Tower but it was near 2.30 pm amd we were shattered so we decided instead to go to Martha's friend Patsy who lives near Euston for a cup of tea and a sit down and come back the next day to do the Tower. We tried to catch a bus and failed except for maybe a couple of blocks and it seemed we would never win at this game of bus lotto. At Patsy's we were made welcome, Patsy was born in Ireland but has lived in London for ages, she shares her flat with Faiyez from Guyana but also living in London for some time and Hroon who was born in Guyana but lives Jamaica, Hroon was just visiting for a short while. We had a jolly old discussion and a few laughs and then Faiyez kindly drove us to Euston station and Patsy told us what bus to catch, we needed a number 15 to Victoria and a 24 to go to New Cross which is where we were staying the night with Carol, another friend of Martha's. We went out and around the Elephant and Castle Pub (this name came about because of misinterpretation of the name Inphanta of Castille) and then up The Old Kent Road. I found the contrast from the city to the 'burbs quite interesting and it was obvious there is a huge mix of races in London by the businesses and restaurants there. We had a very nice evening with Carol and talked about all kinds of things, I have met so many people since I arrived and all of Martha's friends are very welcoming and easy company.

On our second day we began to win at bus lotto and didn't put a foot wrong all day. We arrived at the Tower early before the crowds and we got the best guide I have ever had. It was difficult to believe he was actually a Yeoman of the Guard (Beefeater) he was so funny and so dramatic in his delivery that he would have made a very good actor. he insisted we interact in his story and we had lots of fun which is not something you expect when you go to The Tower of London. His name was Adam Dodd so if you ever visit the Tower make sure you get him as a guide, even one of the actresses from a later presentation said he was the best.

The tower was interesting, my favourite thing was the 15th century wooden horses but trudging up and down the funny stairs made me wonder how they managed in those days and how cold it would have been. Not much plumbing in evidence although The White Tower did have three or four guarderobes (medieval toilets which empty directly into the moat system). Enough gabbing here are some pictures and remember to point at them for the name tags.

Eye of London Mayor of London's offices
Houses of Parliament, London
Houses of Parliament, Big Ben, London Westminster Cathedral, London
The Tower of London
The Tower of London from the River The Tower of London from the Road
Tower Entrance Royal Chapel of St Peter ad Vincula
Adam Dodd our wonderful guide Dead Mans Hole
Henry VIII in full battle dress Carved Wooden Horses circa 1690's
There was a bit of a stage play happening and we joined in. These things are very interactive and it began with a soldier telling a story about a recent trial and then two women joining in. The crowd split up, one lot following the soldier to learn how to march and the other lot (us) staying back with the woman who was talking about the injustice of the justice system at the time. You get a bit of history amid some fun and we all had to make a judgement and shout a lot. It seems that way back then it was not unusual for a judge to see thousands of people in a couple of weeks often making judgments on groups of people whose cases were not related. Here are some Pictures of this small reenactment, one of the actresses later said they have lots more in the high summer months with kings, queens and the whole court entourage
Soldier telling the tail of the mistrial
The Prisoner (man) Soldiers escorting the prisoner, civilians have been drilled and joined in
The judge, he went out the back, groaned and croaked it after delivering his speech, all very realistic judges wife
Queens house Brits don't panic, the ravens are fine
Medieval toilet, the Guarderobe Article of Torture click for more pictures and history
The stair system in one of the towers Salt Tower
Room in the Tower purported to be the one Sir Walter Raleigh was held in Waterloo Block, houses The Crown Jewels
The Tower was really intesting and we walked all over the place and had a nice feed in the cafe. The Traitors gate felt a little yukky but overall I did not feel any sense of forboding or violence considering the history of the place. Most likely the millions of visitors and the cheerful nature of the people who live there elevate the ambience somewhat. I was also there on a relatively warm day but I expect that it would have been quite cold, draughty and bleak in the good old days. I am glad I went, it was a bit of an effort to get there early enough and we had been told it was UK25.00 to get in but in the end it turned out to be UK16.50 full price and UK14.00 for concessions. I considered it money well spent and Martha said she enjoyed the visit also.
Traitors Gate
 
Trafalgar Square

We decided to check out Trafalgar Square on the way to Carols as we had to change buses anyway (and we knew which numbers to catch and we were feeling cocky about it too). Loads of people milling around in the square and a big crowd were hanging around a street rap dancer who was pretty good. I didn't get good pictures of him as there were too many people around. Loved the big lion statues Mauri, maybe you should do a few of them for our gardens.

Across the road was the ornate entrance to St James Park, we might drop in on Buckingham Palace next time we go to London Martha wants to see the golden carriage.

Trafalgar square
Lions in Trafalgar Square St James Park entrance

Radley Village and Church Fete

Radley village proper is just up the road from where Martha lives, its where we went to the farewell for Steve at the Vicar's lovely old house. Radley is not such a big place but it boasts a posh school called Radley College. Anyway, the village and church combined fete was very much a villagey kind of Midsomer Murders kind of event with all the locals there chatting to each other and some bringing their dogs as well as their kids. The Church hosted the Hen Racing this year to help raise money to repair the church after the death watch beetles made a bit of a meal of it. Later in the year they are having a beatles concert which is appropriate and I suggested a volkswagon beetle car rally too just to keep with the theme. Talking of themes the fete had a 60's theme to it and some people were all dressed up whilst others just wore their usual clothes. There were musicians playing 60's music as well as the Radley College big band. I would have taken a photo of them in their uniforms but they looked very bored and half asleep although the music was not bad. The hen racing was not as fast as horse racing, hens being hens they ambled around a bit and often stood there with their brains out of gear but it was a novelty event and got good TV coverage the night before and perhaps even after the event as the TV cameras were there but we couldn't find the news on TV to check out whether they made it or not. My chicken, Glenda, got disqualified in the last race as she kept pecking one of the other chickens. Oh well, easy come easy go. I guess the advantge of chicken racing over horse racing is that you can eat the chicken that doesn't run so well.
The Hen Racing track Four of the girls in action
local Marching girls Someold Morris Minors on Display

Fooney place names (ie Kingston Bagpuiz), Fooney Mooney, fooney traffic lights (they go red, orange, green, orange, red which is different to OZ) and fooney accents, I am beginning to get used to them all and talk fooney me self 'n all. The oxford accent is fairly normal and slightly posh but occasionally has a touch of Gloucester in it and sometimes can be quite broad indeed. It is very strange indeed the variety of accents here which we don't notice in OZ, On the TV you can have Northern Irish, Scottish, Birmingham, Scouse and Geordie all in the same news story.

Talking of foony accents we were on the number 15 bus heading through Euston on the way to Patsy's when a largish , dark skinned young woman came down the stairs and managed to squeeze through the other passengers on the crowded bus towards the driver. When she got there she said " you gotta come and sor' these kids aht upstairs yeah, evah since they go' on tha bus they bin chucking sweets abhout an hittin peeple on the head wiv em, there's old peeple up there scared outta their wits theys so immtimiddatin, don' know why they is allahed to ride for free when I gotta pay for full fare, it aint right, you gotta come and sor' em aht". The bus driver could not sor' em aht cos he was too bizee drivin tha bus wern't he but when the offending school kids did come down they was all dressed in posh uniforms with ties 'n all, the ringleader was small and a right little horra wiv an expression on 'is face like a slapped arse, yer know wot I mean?.

Shortly after this, the chap sitting next to me struck up a conversation and he sounded j'hust like Prince Phillip or Charles, making comments in a frightfully, delightful posh accent which was difficult to understand and going har har har afterwards as they do. If you are sharp you can get hours of entertainment on a London bus just as long as you have mastered the art of catching the right one and getting orf at the right place, dontcha know.

The people in London were wonderful, not only the locals but the visitors too, Martha and I, not being shy types, strike up conversations with anyone and they were all very helpful. Although they may appear to stare glassy eyed and go about their business when you do ask them directions or talk to them they are very warm and friendly and interested in you too.

One could avoid all this by taking an organised bus tour but, in my opinion, you would miss the best part of London by not doing it like the locals do.

Travel with me to ............
Hilo, Hawaiian Tropical Botanic Gardens, Honomu Village, Night Flight over Volcano, Day flight over volcano, Mauna Kea observatories, native village and Holualoa
Holualoa, Kailua Kona, Kilauea Iki, Pu'ukohola Heiau
Lahaina, The Road to Hana and some beautiful sunsets
The Chicken Island - Oops I mean the garden isle
I spent 6 days on Oahu and in Waikiki and 2 days on the way out
I spent 10 days here having fun with Martha and Jan
A stopover on my way to and from England
Crikey !! The Late Steve Irwin's Zoo
The Village in The Rainforest
Radley Oxford, Abingdon, Cheltenham, Belas Knapp, Cotswolds, Guiting Power, Oxford Castle Medieval Fair
Bus lotto in London, the Tower of London, Trafalgar and Hen racing at the Radley Fete,
Oxford City, St Mary The Virgin Church, Christchurch College, Blenheim Palace, Woodstock, Bourton on the Water
The Forest is just beautiful. Soudley, Coleford, Rhaglan Castle, Newent Gloucestershire, The Shambles Victorian Village, Chepstow, Symonds Yat, Monmouth, Tintern
Journey to Ireland and the adventures of two mad women on the loose. Corwen, Betws y Coed, Snowdonia mountains, Anglesey,
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
better known as Llanfair pg, Dublin, Amagh, Port Rush, Giants Causeway
Boyle, Mullaghroe, Tobercurry, Gorteen County Sligo, Drumanone Dolmen, Arigna Mine. Ballina, Ceide Fields County Mayo, Killala, Strokestown, Tulsk, Elphin Windmill, Mullingar, Roscommon Town, Lough Key
From top to bottom what a maginficent place. Galway, Cnoc Suan, Spidall, Ailwee Caves, The Burren, Listowel, Valentia, Portmagee, Skellig Michael, Waterford Crystal, Wexford
Martha and Adam did a charity walk along an ancient route, I played chauffeur, did some sightseeing and got stuck in Swindon. West Wycome, Wayland Smithy, Barbury Castle, Avebury
Cardiff Castle, St Fagans
Newquay, Boscastle, Museum of Witchcraft, Tintagel, Lands End, Minack Theatre, Mousehole, Jamaica Inn on Bodmin Moor
Banbury Cross, Coventry City and Cathedral, Spon Street, Lady Godiva, Althorpe (Lady Dianna Spencer's home) and Manchester
Ing near Kendall, Lake Windemere, Gretna Green, Glencoe, Inchcree, Invergary, Loch Duich, Kyle of Lochalsh, Portree, Isle of Skye, Kilmuir, Uig, Dunvegan, Dumnadrochit, Loch Ness, Corrimony Cairn
Inverness, Cullodden Battlefield ,Brora, John O'Groats, Orkney Islands, Flotta, Burwall, Stromness, Skara Brae, Ring of Brodgar, Standing Stones of Stenness, Kirkwall, Edinburgh Castle, Cheviot Mountains, Newcastle, Segedunum, Hadrians Wall, Sandford Loch, London airport, Singapore
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