So who stole all the palm trees, nice beaches and sunsets? I confess it took a while to get used to the fact that a large portion of Hawaii (and in this I refer to the Island of Hawaii also known as the big island as opposed to Oahu, Maui or the others which make up the chain known as the Hawaiian Islands) is actually black or brown lava or dry landscape. Of course there is lush green and beaches and palm trees but there is also a lot of other stuff as well. I mentioned in my Maui page that Hawaii has 11 of the worlds 13 climates and this island is the one that has the most. Behind Mike Marian and Hazel in the picture above is Kiluaua Iki with the Halema'uma'u Crater spewing smoke in the background. I will show you better photos of it later.

So the reason I am in the chain of Islands known as the Hawaiian Islands is because Marian and I had been yakking on the internet for years and she was always saying come and visit but I wouldn't go to her place in California, too risky with the earthquakes so I went to visit her in her new home of Hawaii where she lives on the side of a dormant volcano called Hualalai and we also popped in on Kiluaua which is the volcano which has been active for 25 years. I will explain the volcano thing, it is interesting.

I had no trouble with shuttle buses on Hawaii as Mike and Marian and Wiz were there to meet and welcome me. We had lots of fun doing lunch, dinner, shopping and sightseeing and sometimes just messing around at home. I spent two weeks here and came across a few more firsts for me, like I met my first Portuguese Water Dog (Wiz) whom you will meet in these pages, I saw my first Mongoose on Maui but lots more of them on this island and also my very first climate controlled fur coat closet. I was also introduced to some American icons like Walmart and Costco.

By the time I arrived on Hawaii I was getting used being in a car which was driven on the wrong side of the road, the upside down light switches and the toilet plumbing that scared the hell out of me. I could do a study of the worlds plumbing as it featured quite strongly in my trip to England pages too.

The plant in the background is a Bat Plant (Tacca Chantrieri)

Wizzie
Let's get the important stuff out of the way, this handsome boy is American, International and Mexican Champion Del Sur's Pacific Wizard but he is mostly known as Wiz or Wizzie and despite his flash name he is a very nice, down to earth furperson. You might be wondering about his bizarre hairstyle, he is a Portuguese Water dog and it seems there are two styles, the retriever clip and the lion clip like this one. These days Wiz is a farm dog and companion, he keeps Mike and Marian on their toes and he loves to go for a ride in the car, he doesnt care about destinations but he is very fond of lunch, in fact food, any type, any time any where seems to be his passion. He gets into trouble for stealing food when left alone at home and sometimes he throws temper tantrums because he is left at home when he would prefer to be going out. He is very clever, has been well trained and fetches all kinds of toys on command. He seems to get them right until he tires of the game and then he just brings any old thing.
Main STreet Kailua Kona Hulihe'e Palace  Kailua Kona
shore front Kilua Kona Kailua Kona

The Pictures above are of Kailua Kona, Kona being the coffee growing district of Hawaii. Mike and Marian live fairly close to this place so go there from time to time. We had lunch at the Kona inn, an old and quaint building and then wandered up and down the street. We popped in on Kona the first day I arrived too and I was introduced to some of the locals including a homeless man with lots of well fed dogs. Many shoreline places have interesting history. the building above is Hulihe'e Palace, from 1844 to 1914 the Palace was used as a vacation home for Hawaiian Royalty. For some reason it is hotter down at the shore than it is further inland, in Australia this is usually reversed.

Another first that I encountered here in Kailua Kona was Vog, that is volcanic fog, the sulphur dioxide gases are blown from the volcano and where it flows into the sea right around this part of the coast. Although you cannot really smell it I did not like Vog and couldn't wait to get out of it. It hangs in the air and obscures the view when seen from above, I have a photo somewhere will show it to you later if I remember. I would have liked Kailua Kona a lot on a Vog free day, it is kind of cute and full of good energy.

The picture above left is Uncle Ling, The Wizard dog, Mike and Marian sitting on the steps of the shop Uncle Ling runs which sells Hawaiian artefacts. The picture above is the homeless guy Kavika and his lovely dogs Hoku, Honey Girl, Princess, Blackie, Bam-Bam, Brudder and Sistah. He does all right and people donate food for the dogs, they got my leftovers from my lunch at the Kona Inn. At left are some turkeys out for a stroll. There are lots of wild Moa (chickens) turkeys and mongoose all running around. Mike and Marian live in a place called Holualoa and their area has lots of small acreages. Their property is 4 acres and that is the view from the back deck below where I used to sit and do my computer work. If you look to the horizon you will see nothing, that is Vog. Under that Vog is an ocean view (I did see it one day, honest).
Mike and Marian's house is above the vog so the air is nice and clean and it is cool because it is at 1900 feet above sea level. The property is for sale so if you want a looksee inside go to Claire Bajo's web site and if you would like to buy the property just email Claire. Just think, if you are a coffeeaholic you could buy your own supply and be in Kona Coffee heaven.
view from the back deck towards the ocean hidden by the Vog
Mike pausing for a pose during lawn mowing Marian hiding amid her coffee trees
Mike and Marian's coffee is picked, dried, processed and packaged with their very own label. It is 100% pure Kona coffee straight from the grower to you. You can buy some for yourself without going to Hawaii, just click here.
the gorgeous koi pond and landscaping view from front deck of front gate and up the hill

If you looked at the Waikiki page you will know that Mike, Marian and I like shopping, not buying necessarily but mooching around shops looking at things. We had hours of fun in the Panama Hat Shop in Waikiki and the photos here are another example of things we came across.

Actually I first came across these Nanimals in the Tab Ora Gallery in Waikiki and fell in love with Philippe III Jnr pictured below. It's a bit hard to see him properly in this picture so click on his name and you can see the gallery photo on Nano Lopez's website. In the Tab Ora Gallery a chap called David Jessee followed me around, not because he thought I might pinch something but because he saw my eyes light up when I spotted the Nanimals, they were all just gorgeous and I was trying desperately not to whip out my credit card and take one home with me (Phillipe III Jnr that is, not David Jesse). Phillipe III Jnr was just US$5,000.00 in this gallery but he was priced at $7,000.00 in the gallery we went in to in the Mauni Lani Shopping Mall on The Big Island which is where these photos were taken. When I mentioned that his price was less in Waikiki the shop assistant said well our price includes shipping and insurance.

And that is not all, she had a life sized Nano Lopez bronze statue in the Nanimals range called Curioso. Curioso blew me away I wanted him so badly but he was US$53,000.00 and the nice lady said that the price included shipping and insurance and a some chaps to come to my home and bolt him to the floor. I had mentioned I was from Australia which might have changed things a bit but she would not be deterred. My photo of Curioso didn't work out so you will have to go the Nano's website to see what I fell in love with and still want even though I have come all the way home again. Curioso is here and he came with his very own turtle. God knows where I would have put him if I had lost my senses and bought him, perhaps I could dispense with my dining room table to make room for him.

We had gone to the Mauna Lani Mall to have dinner at Tommy Bahama's Restaurant. I cannot remember what I ate but I do recall it was delicious and was a three course taster of some sort with a nice desert. Another shop we popped into was Kohala Goldsmiths. Mike and Marian had been there before and had been allowed to play with the opals so they asked again and out of the safe came some boxes with lovely opals in them, the best and biggest I had ever seen and priced at more than US$ 1 million each. There they were on top of the counter and we were allowed to pick them up and admire them and the man in the shop didn't seem a bit nervous considering the number of opals that we were messing with and how much they were worth.

I would rather have a Curioso than a black opal any day although if someone gave me one of those opals I could sell it and buy myself a few curiosos and Phillipe III Jnrs and you should have seen one of the nanocats, go have a look at the gallery. All Nanimals are limited edition and they are magnificent.

Behind Elizabeth the Ostrich is a blown glass chandelier light fitting thingie. There was a blue one on the other side of the gallery too and we were admiring it. How do you clean it asks Marian, the shop assistant said she tried once but found it difficult, the price tag was US$33,000.00 which included shipping and insurance and some nice men to come and assemble and install it for you, each of the pointy things is a separate piece of glass. Although they were impressive and one offs as they were all hand blown Marian and I decided to pass due to the cleaning aspect and what would you do if you broke one of pointy things off.

Mike and Marian belong to The Kona Daifukuji Orchid Club which held its show in July. Mike and Marian had volunteered to help so off we went, well they went the day before and early to set up and Marian picked me up later and Mike dropped me off earlier so I got off lucky as usually I am in there boots and all helping. It was a bit hot there though. Anyways there is Marian manning the desk, I sat with her a while and at one stage was in charge for five minutes or so, that was scary. Anyway the real purpose of the day was the orchids, I didnt include pictures of them (sorry Mauri) there were too many to choose from and I would have used one as a background picture but same problem, too many to choose from and I love the batplant.

The orchid show was very successful with lots of people dropping in for a look see and to buy plants, there were demonstrations on potting orchids and doing other creative things with them too. The food was great, as a guest of Mike and Marian I got to eat the goodies that they bring to all of their meetings and functions. There were local foods such as Haupia, coconut pudding - yummeeeee.

The lower pictures are of the inside of the Daifukuji Soto Mission, I was introduced to the Reverend Jiko Nakade when she came into the orchid hall which belongs to the mission. It was a lovely temple with two altars, Daifukuji means Temple of Happiness and it sure was nice and peaceful and happy in there. Most Buddhist temples have a lovely atmosphere but this one was quite remarkably strong.

We were treated to a drumming performance by the mission's Taiko drummers, such energy and enthusiasm these young people have. All over Hawaii you saw young people performing in different cultural things, it is nice to see that they are interested in something positive.

Mike and Marian and Wizzie took me to all kinds of places, one day we drove down the hill across all the black lava and headed north to Kohala. We drove through green places (on the wrong side of the road of course) and then through very brown places and it was only a few hours drive not hundreds of miles or anything. On this side of the coast you dont seem to be able to see the horizon, either the clouds are hanging low the Vog blocks it out and there is heat haze too. It is amazing to think of the diverse ranges of scenery to be seen in one small place. A cactus, in Hawaii????? I saw snow plows too but more on those later.
We went to Starbucks for morning tea in Waimea also called Kamuela. In Hawaii you often find towns with the same name. Sometimes the town gets a second name. Kamuela is the Hawaiian name for Sam. Sam was a beloved part of the Parker ranch family who were an important part of the ranching aspect of Hawaii. We then went to Hawi (pictured left) and then on to Kohala town. Kohala is the name of the extinct volcano and it is the oldest part of the island as it is the furthermost North. The region is picturesque and green with a good covering of large trees amd vegetation.
It takes millions of years for vegetation to happen on volcanic rock, what I loved about the island of Hawaii was that you could see the whole show, the lava flowing, the black stuff that was new, the brown stuff which was older, the scraggy brown vegetation and the lush areas. It was kind of like a demonstration of the stages of the island or land in general being built by volcanic action. Anyway we had a nice drive and saw some nice places and had fun as we usually do. In this little town of Hawi there was a new age shop full of crystals and those nice Himalyan Crystal singing bowls, Mike and Marian already had one and thought they might buy another, apparently there are different sizes and they make different sounds. We had lunch at the Tiki bar in Kawaihae. Below is the Kohalo Forest Reserve at the Pololu Lookout.
We went to the Pu'ukohola Heiau on the way back. A Heiau is a temple and there were many buit in Hawaii and then later destroyed in 1819. Temples were built for different purposes and although the official stance on this Heiau does not subscribe to human sacrifes having taken place here I got a very strange feeling when I walked between a particular leaning post and the shore, a feeling of fear, the kind you get when something awful is about happen and there is nothing you can do about it. There is said to be another Heiau in the bay where sacrifices were left for the sharks so I would not be surprised if the odd human wasn't among the offerings. There were three temples in this region Pu'ukohola, Mailekini Heiau and Hal O Kapini Heiau. On the latter site there is mention of human sacrifices made at this Heiau. The Mailekini Heiau is under restoration as are many heiau and cultural sites throughout Hawaii.
Pu'ukohola Heiau
Pu'ukohola Heiau with surrounding walls
The Leaning post where the chief could watch the sacfrices to the sharks on Hal O Kapini Heiau
Mailekini Heiau with Pu'ukohola Heiau in the background

Tipping in the USA. I had heard that Aussies were considered bad tippers so I took the trouble to ask Marian and to look up what the protocol was before I went. The on line place I found said you had to tip the people who handle your bags $1.00 per bag. It was considered polite to tip the room maids $2.00 per day. It was not necessary to tip buffet service or over the counter people, only those people who brought food to the table. However, it did say the buffet service people did have to clear the dishes and stock the buffet so maybe a dollar or two tip was appropriate. For restaurant service the appropriate tip was 15%. Now I knew that on the mainland some wait staff do not receive proper wages and rely on tips so that is fair enough I thought. However, I had also been told the food on the mainland was cheap so it worked out the same. I found Hawaiian food not to be cheap and Mike had also told me that Hawaiians have a minimum wage but still you are expected to tip 15%.

I am not the best at maths so I found this very tedious and it ruined the end of every meal I had to pay for while I sat trying to add 15 % to my bill (it didnt ruin the end of the meals I ate that other people payed for - thanks guys). I can tell you the whole tipping thing added quite a lot of money to my holiday and when I found out that these people were actually getting a wage I can' help but admit I was rather pissed off. If you decide not to tip you can expect to be made to feel very guilty and, while they are anticipating getting a tip, some of the wait staff can be so over the top you don't get to enjoy your meal in peace.

I guess I am lucky I live in a country that knows how to factor the price of its tax into the price of the goods for sale and pays it's people enough money that any tip is gratefully accepted and doesn't involve the use of calculators or guilt if a tip is not forthcoming.

 

Volcanoes and things

 

vog
Here is a more typical example of Vog. I took this picture from the road down towards the coastline, you can see how green and clear the foreground is because we are up higher than the vog but you cannot see the coast line or the sea - its really wierd but I guess not wierd to those who live in polluted places but you don't expect this kind of thing in Hawaii. I guess it is just Madame Pele's factory at work making some new land. I wonder has she signed the Kyoto treaty re greenhouse emissions? Probably not.
I loved these houses, they were all over the place in Hawaii and these two were right next to each other. funny how the run down one had more character than the other one. We were in the town of Pahala which was once a sugar plantation and these are the old plantation houses. The sugar is long gone but these days they grow coffee and macadamia nuts,

This photo is especially for Muriel who said of my Bali trip how do we know you were there, there are no photos of you. Actually there was one, I was wearing a bright orange t shirt and bright purple shorts, I don't know how she managed to miss me. I guess I could have photoshopped myself into this picture but I didn't, I was actually there and loved it.

The background is Kilauea Iki or small Kilauea. It doesn't look all that big but there are people walking around down there on the crater floor, I opted out of the walk on account of the fact that it is bigger than it looks and you have to come back up. Anyway, we had lots to do that day. In the background to the left of me is the Kilauea Caldera which contains the Halema'uma'u Crater.

zoome of the kilauea caldera
Kilauea Iki

Kilauea Iki erupted on 14 Nov 1959 and this is the landscaping it left. It was a spectacular show from all accounts and people flocked to see it. click here for information and photos. You might be surprised that people run towards Hawaiian volcanoes for a doris (look) but they are shield volcanoes and are not as volatile as strato or scoria cone volcanoes the latter two bring of the pointy variety and spew lava from the top. Shield Volcanoes have rift zones which open and spew lava down their sides and into the sea making new land in their wake.

The picture below is of Mauna Loa and it hardly looks scary or impressive like Ben Nevis as far as mountains are concerned, it has gently sloping sides and does not look all that tall. The peak is hidden by the clouds but it is not much further up than you can see. Its height is 13,677 feet while Ben Nevis is a mere 4,409 feet. Mount Everest above sea level is 29,028 feet. However, if measured from its base beneath the water Mauna Loa is actually 31,000 ft. and I boasts being the largest land mass mountain at 10,000 cubic miles.

Mauna Loa has erupted 18 times in the last 100 years and is considered dormant but overdue for an eruption. The last eruption was in 1984. Info This was the eruption that buried the block of land that Mike had bought on the Hilo side of the island. There are postcards of road signs sticking out of the lava and pictures of roads with a big globs of lava over the top. The lava flow is usually slow and so poses no danger to people as they have time to evacuate but it is hot and burns everything in it's path. We watched a tree catch fire when we were flying over Kilauea. You will see some of the flows from the air in the second week of The Big Island. Hawaii truly is a work in progress, new land being built every day and the occasional makeover from Madame Pele but that does not deter people from living there, it is a very, very nice place.

Mauna Loa
Kilauea Calder and Halema'uma'u crater

The photo above is the Kilauea Caldera. Kilauea is the most active volcano in the world, it has been erupting for 25 years. it was relatively tame on the day we visited, the Halema'uma'u crater is where the smoke is coming from. It was a very smelly at the volcano national park lookout as sulphur dioxide gasses are spewing from the crater so it smells like rotten eggs only worse. It is amazing to be so close to the action, you can actually hike through the lava fields to the rift zone where you can see the lava but you have to be fit and careful. Best to do this as a guided walking tour as the lava crusts over quickly and looks solid but it can be quite thin and collapse.

The Kilauea Caldera is 2 miles long and 400 feet deep. Scientists believe the magama is just 2 miles beneath the surface. The landscape around it looks like the surface of the moon or something quite surreal. Kilauea is fairly flat so this might surprise you it takes millions of years to build to the height of a mountain like Mauna Loa and Mauna Kea. Kilauea is just over 4,000 feet above sea level and growing. Come back in a million years or so and see how it is going.

Here she is in all her glory, Madame Pele, the goddess of fire . When there are rumbles or erruptions the Hawaiians know it is Madame Pele at work. I think she looks a bit like a bloke myself but I sure wouldn't mess with her.
Volcano House
Volcano House is in the middle of Volcano National Park. We had a really good buffet lunch here with a view of the Kilauea Caldera. You can stay at Volcano House and explore the national park from there or just drop in for lunch. The Piano In the Foyer is an old one and one of the few things that survived the fire in 1940 a man was playing it the day we were there and it was nice. The building itself is quaint and 1940's in style, it is worth a visit in its own right.
The old Piano in Volcano House

I really loved those volcano areas, it is amazing to think we were standing so close to the big hole which goes deep into the earth with some hot hot magma just 2 miles down it. We three had lots of fun eating and visiting places and there were so many lunches and dinners I have forgotten most of the restaurants and the meals.

HOWEVER, I do recall early in the visit we walked in to some place and Marian said "they do great pulled pork here" I stopped and said "I beg your pardon" Marian said they do great pulled pork here. Oh! I said, Marian probably couldn't figure why I was not enthusiastic. Now, pulled pork may not mean much to Americans and Aussies but if you are UK born and have recently visited there as I had you will know it has an interesting meaning in Old Blighty.

To Pull means to score with a view to sexual activity so there I was standing in the entrance of a restaurant trying not to let my imagination run wild in order to try and figure what the hell had this pork been through before it became food and did I really want to eat it seeing as someone had obviously interfered with it as its name implied. In order to stop imagination from running its course and coming up with all kinds of revolting images I said "what is pulled pork" and thankfully it turned out to be pork which was smoke cooked and then shredded with the fingers. It was good but I still had trouble with imagination sometimes but usually ate said pork with smile on face. They sell this stuff in Costco in packets although it is probably better cooked and "pulled" fresh. I took a photo so Brits could enjoy the joke but proper pulled pork is more finally shredded then that shown on these packets and the good bit is the sauce.

Costco display of Pulled Pork

The journey continues on to Hilo in Hawaii - The Big Island Week 2. In this week I do two flights over the volcano and a trip up Mauna Kea for some star gazing and bum freezing, high altitude fun and come face to face with Kecks one and two as well a Subaru. Gemini and other telescopes. There are a few other places of interest too like the village of Holualoa

 Travel with me to .....
Hawaii
Hilo, Hawaiian Tropical Botanic Gardens, Honomu Village, Night Flight over Volcano, Day flight over volcano, Mauna Kea observatories, native village and Holualoa
Holualoa, Kailua Kona, Kilauea Iki, Pu'ukohola Heiau
Lahaina, The Road to Hana and some beautiful sunsets
The Chicken Island - Oops I mean the garden isle
I spent 6 days on Oahu and in Waikiki and 2 days on the way out
Asia
I spent 10 days here having fun with Martha and Jan
A stopover on my way to and from England
Australia
In the Hinterland north of Brisbane
Crikey !! The Late Steve Irwin's Zoo in Beerwah, Queensland
The Village in The Rainforest
England, Ireland Scotland and Wales
Radley Oxford, Abingdon, Cheltenham, Belas Knapp, Cotswolds, Guiting Power, Oxford Castle Medieval Fair
Bus lotto in London, the Tower of London, Trafalgar and Hen racing at the Radley Fete,
Oxford City, St Mary The Virgin Church, Christchurch College, Blenheim Palace, Woodstock, Bourton on the Water
The Forest is just beautiful. Soudley, Coleford, Rhaglan Castle, Newent Gloucestershire, The Shambles Victorian Village, Chepstow, Symonds Yat, Monmouth, Tintern
Journey to Ireland and the adventures of two mad women on the loose. Corwen, Betws y Coed, Snowdonia mountains, Anglesey,
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
better known as Llanfair pg, Dublin, Amagh, Port Rush, Giants Causeway
Boyle, Mullaghroe, Tobercurry, Gorteen County Sligo, Drumanone Dolmen, Arigna Mine. Ballina, Ceide Fields County Mayo, Killala, Strokestown, Tulsk, Elphin Windmill, Mullingar, Roscommon Town, Lough Key
From top to bottom what a maginficent place. Galway, Cnoc Suan, Spidall, Ailwee Caves, The Burren, Listowel, Valentia, Portmagee, Skellig Michael, Waterford Crystal, Wexford
Martha and Adam did a charity walk along an ancient route, I played chauffeur, did some sightseeing and got stuck in Swindon. West Wycome, Wayland Smithy, Barbury Castle, Avebury
Cardiff Castle, St Fagans
Newquay, Boscastle, Museum of Witchcraft, Tintagel, Lands End, Minack Theatre, Mousehole, Jamaica Inn on Bodmin Moor
Banbury Cross, Coventry City and Cathedral, Spon Street, Lady Godiva, Althorpe (Lady Dianna Spencer's home) and Manchester
Ing near Kendall, Lake Windemere, Gretna Green, Glencoe, Inchcree, Invergary, Loch Duich, Kyle of Lochalsh, Portree, Isle of Skye, Kilmuir, Uig, Dunvegan, Dumnadrochit, Loch Ness, Corrimony Cairn
Inverness, Cullodden Battlefield ,Brora, John O'Groats, Orkney Islands, Flotta, Burwall, Stromness, Skara Brae, Ring of Brodgar, Standing Stones of Stenness, Kirkwall, Edinburgh Castle, Cheviot Mountains, Newcastle, Segedunum, Hadrians Wall, Sandford Loch, London airport, Singapore
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